One of these things...

... is not like the other.


And it was after 4 glasses of $95-a-bottle wine that I had this point driven home to me yet again, this time by the crunching sound coming from my pocket. But let me start properly...

Pulling rope for our 4th trip down the Vertigo Rappels

If you go to Red Rock...

Skip the crowds and climb Challenger

Splitter fingers on pitch2

Cold Comfort and Ultralight Rappels

Make full-length rappels with a chopped and re-tied rope. And stay warm enough to rig up all those rappels without your fingers going numb. Or just forget climbing altogether and perfect the beer stash.